Phantom of the Opera Mask (single)

by Brandi Ediss

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	1.	Phantom of the Opera Mask 02:02	lyrics	buy track
	went on a date with this guy who said he was a painter and that art was the most important thing in his life and I thought, wow, that's beautiful oh yeah, that's beautiful so after dinner, we went back to his apartment, cuz I'm a whooooore and when we walked in, there was one of his paintings and it was just a bunch of random squiggles and in the middle, he had hot glued a Phantom of the Opera mask and I thought wow, this might be the worst painting I've ever seen but instead I said wow, that's so good and when we went back to his room he had a bowl full of condoms and lube like it was the damn gay community center and then we did it, and it was actually pretty good but not like Phantom of the Opera mask good and then I knew I realized that if I dated this guy I'd have to pretend that I liked his paintings and I knew I couldn't do that oh no, I couldn't do that oh no

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Hi pals.

Sept. 3rd is my 41st birthday. It's also the day of my mom's memorial service. It's *also* Bandcamp Friday. I didn't necessarily want all of these things to happen on the same day, but let's make the most of it, hm? 😬

So, this is...uh...you might not be expecting...um...okay.

This is an extremely ridiculous limited-edition single for an extremely specific audience--fans of Kevin James Thornton, a comedian/storyteller from Tiktok/Instagram. On a whim, I decided to turn one of his most iconic stories into an earnest piano ballad and it went viral, garnering comparisons to Taylor Swift, Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus, and Ben Folds, to name a few! A lot of folks asked if they could buy the single, so for one day only, you can! Right here!

**Please note that Kevin's story is about a first date gone wrong, so there are some adult themes here! Did I ever imagine I would belt out "I'm a whore" in three-part harmony? No. Do I regret it? Also no.

xoxo.

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released September 3, 2021

Brandi Ediss: piano, vocals, production
Adapted from a story by Kevin James Thornton and authorized for release.

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Brandi Ediss Northampton, Massachusetts

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"Lush, lovely, smart and compelling start to finish." -Chris Collingwood (Fountains of Wayne/Look Park)

“This is really good. I’m sold.” -A.C. Newman (The New Pornographers)

“What a gorgeous and deceptively effortless-sounding collection of perfect songs.” -Philip B. Price (Winterpills) ... more

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